After the entertaining BlogHer session with Amy Sedaris, I picked up a fabulous magic wand designed by Amy.
It was only 3 bucks and Amy signed it. Totally worth it.
Today, I brought it with me to work after smuggling it from home so that my very curious toddler wouldn't see it and break it within 30 seconds of touching it. I swiped it over my computer and said a little spell.
"Please oh please let me get outta here on time today. I've got to pick up my kid by 5:45 or else I will have to deal with spawn of the devil (aka the preschool director and her $15 per minute fine for being late)."
I also plan on using it to cast spells on the Stoopid People Who Ask Stoopid Questions.
And I'll bring it back home later. Amy swears that if you wave it over your oven, a turkey will magically appear. Honey, I don't need a turkey. I'll settle for a cheese quesadilla and a beer.
