100 things about me, Part 1

1. I was born in the Bay Area and still live here.  Doesn’t sound like a big accomplishment, but most people I know are not from ‘round these parts.

2. I once gave tips to a co-worker on how he could approach his wife to have a threesome.  Not for me to be involved, mind you.  Just on how he could go about approaching the subject.

3. I have three tattoos.  The only one you’ll ever see is the one the back of my neck.

4. I cooked my first complete meal when I was ten years old.

5. I still laugh every time I think about when I told a male friend that there would be BJs for everyone after lunch.  I meant Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.  Let’s just say he was a little too excited about ice cream.

6. I hate ordering business cards.

7. I wear a size nine shoe. 

8. I don’t know my natural hair color. 

9. My laugh is loud.  Really loud. 

10. I once had a boss that I absolutely despised.  Whenever Neville and I would get into an argument, I would pull a Freudian slip and call Neville my boss’ name.  Neville still likes to tease me about it.

11. I drink an unhealthy amount of coffee at work. 

12. I am survivor of domestic abuse. 

13. When I was pregnant, I ate Red Curry Chicken from Thai Basil at least three times a week.  I haven’t really touched the stuff since.  Sometimes, you can have too much of a good thing.

14. I taught myself how to knit.

15. I sometimes think my mother is crazy.  And I worry that I’m turning out just like her.

16. I always wanted color contacts.  But I have 20/20 vision and wearing color contacts “just because” didn’t seem like a bright idea.

17. My middle name is Renee

18. Since becoming a mother, I am no longer a morning person.

19. I don’t wash my hair every day. 

20. I own six Kate Spade purses, three Coach, and one Louis Vitton. 

Like I said this is just Part 1.  Who comes up with 100 things about themselves at once?