It's been a while since I checked out my Google Analytics. I went on today and had a good laugh over the insanity of keywords. Really, who in their right mind enters "Me Feet are like Ice" in a google search??? Here are a few of my new favorites (my commentary is in italics)...
Made him smell my your WHAT??? what did you make him smell? I must know.
Goodbye letter to children workers would this be like sweat shop child workers? Do they know how to read? What are they getting paid? Are they getting fired?
Horny boss yeah um all of my male bosses have been, hmm, how do I say this... not easy on the eyes. There is no way in hell I'd ever want to know if my boss was horny. Although Neville was fascinated by a former female boss that had breast implants. I still like to make fun of him about his boob-crush.
how much do i miss robyn tell me, how much do you miss me? A lot? Are you crying? Do you have a sad face?
I want to write a gud bye letter you may want to start by googling how to spell "good." I'd say that would be a gud start.
Pedicure extremely ticklish I can barely stand the foot scrub part of the pedicure. but the pretty outweighs the pain.
should i tell my boss i'm having a tummy tuck I saw this show on TLC where a lady had 36 pounds of flesh removed during a tummy tuck. That's the same weight as my four year old! So if you are having a four year old removed, I'd say you probably want to tell. But if are just being stretched a little, I'd leave the info to yourself.
ugliest ass boss now is this the boss with the ugliest butt? Or is this the boss who acts like an ugly ass? If it is the former, did you actually see the butt? What made it so ugly? Hair? Pimples? Cellulite? Share the details!
