Who's The Boss?: Help-hims

Who's the Boss?

During the day, I boss around men that are old enough to be my father. At home, I get bossed around by a four year old boy who refuses to wear pants. It's all in a day's work. Who's the Boss? Momma is, that's who.

Me: "I need a helper" [looking at Darius]

My Mother-in-Law: "Helper is so sexist. Why do they call it a help-her? Like only women need help."

Me: "It isn't spelled H-E-L-P-H-E-R. It isn't even pronounced that way."

Darius: "But I don't want to be girl."

MIL: "It sounds like help-her to me. Where are the help-hims?"

Darius: "I am not a help-her. I am a help-boy."

Me: "Help-hers. Helper. Help-him. Help-boy. I don't care who helps. Just HELP already."

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