Pick a Number

Me:  I'm having another contest on the blog

Darius:  Can I pick the winner?

Me:  Sure.  Pick a number between 1 and 18

Darius:  Any number?

Me:  Yes.

Darius: Four-tee-nine

Me:  Bubba, that isn't between one and eighteen. Pick a number between those numbers.

Darius:  But you said I could pick any number.

Me:  No, I said pick a number between one and eighteen. 

Darius:  But I want four-tee-four.

Me:  Are you gonna pick between one and eighteen or not?

Darius:  Fine.  I pick one and six.

Me:  Bubba, just one number.  You can only pick one number.

Darius:  Let's see.  Only one?  Ok.

Me:  Ok what?  What number is it?

Darius:   Six definitely six.