Darius: Mom, can you do this? [rolls eyes]
Me: Yes. I can roll my eyes.
Darius: No you can't. Let me teach you. First you look left then you look up then look left [looking right].
Me: I see. That's called 'rolling your eyes.'
Darius: How did you know that?
Me: I perfected the look when I was fifteen.
Darius: I can't wait until I am fifteen. I will roll my eyes a HUNDRED times EVERY day.
Me: Yeah, I can't wait for that either. [rolls eyes]
