If you haven't joined Twitter, you should. Don't ask me what it is for... because let's be serious, Twitter isn't solving any of the world's problems. But it is incredibly fun and entertaining. You are making connections. And as we all know, networking is everything.
So join and then follow me. I am whostheboss. Once you'll follow me, you'll get to read my thrilling updates like...
"My son just picked out the Naughty Nurse costume for me. so wrong"
"It's sad when dressing up means putting on your 'nice jeans.'"
"I'm sick of being the only person in this house who is capable of buying milk or flushing the toilet."
"i think the guy on the other side of my cube has fallen asleep and is snoring. Or he just breathes really f'ing loud"
Okay, so it isn't my best work. But still, follow me. You won't regret it.
