"Momma, boys and girls have different private parts right?"
"Yes."
"But why?"
"Because that was how we are made."
"But why don't girls have penises?"
"Because you can't push a baby out of a penis."
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Who's the Boss?
- During the day, I boss around men old enough to be my father. At home, I get bossed around by two boys who refuse to wear pants. It's all in a day's work. Who's the Boss? Momma is, that's who.
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