"Momma, is god still hanging from the plus?"
"Huh?"
"You know, the big plus that god gets hanged from?"
"Oh, you mean the cross?"
"Yeah, the cross. Is he still hanging from it?"
"Nope, kiddo, god isn't hanging from the cross."
"You know, they killed his son. They put him in handcuffs and then killed him."
"That's right."
"You know that he rose from the dead. Like a zombie."
"I don't think that's quite how it happened."
"Yes, that is the truth. The easter bunny told me all about it."
