How was your day at school?
It was good.
What did you do?
We learned about the Indians.
Oh. What did you learn about them?
I learned that there are two Indians. There are the ones in India like Daddy. And there are ones in America that run around naked.
Really?
Yeah, Mom! We saw a picture of a boy with only a napkin in front of his privates. And we saw a girl's BOOBIES!
[trying not to laugh] Yes, the Native Americans didn't wear the same type of clothes of that we do.
Are you sure that Daddy isn't that type of Indian?
Daddy isn't Native American. His family is from the country called India.
Are you sure? Because Daddy sure likes to run around in his underwear.
