In a crowded restroom...
"Mom, why does your underwear go so high."
"Because I like it that way."
"You want your belly button covered?"
"Yes. Now sshhh."
"Are you afraid that people are going to poke your belly button?"
"No, Darius. I'm quite certain that no one is going to poke my belly button."
"Well I think you have some growing up to do, Mom. Your undies are WAY TOO BIG."
