"Mom, if you finish first then you have to read me a book but if I finish first then I have to read you books."
"So the winner is the one that has to read the books?"
"Yeah. I hope I don't win."
"Wouldn't it make more sense that the loser has to read the book?"
"Okay, let's do it that way."
Dad: "I have a better idea. If you win, then I lose and you have to read a book. But if I win and you lose then you have to read a book."
"Mom, Dad's idea is better. Let's do it that way."
"Neville, don't take the kid to Vegas. He'll be the sucker that gambles away his life savings."
