Who's The Boss?

Working Moms Pop Quiz

When a PR person reaches out to you with an offer for a free hotel night stay in San Francisco in exchange for attending a seminar on a topic you are interested in (and of course, blog about it), do you...

a) arrange for a babysitter to take your child for the night so that you can have a romantic night away with man that helped create that darling boy?

b) book tickets to see Wicked and tell your mom to come for a Mother-Daughter bonding weekend?

c) schlep the whole family up.  Dad will entertain your kiddo during the seminar at the hotel pool and the next day y'all will spend the day at the Exploratorium?

d) go alone, call your gay best friend for a raucous night in San Francisco, stay out all night and sleep until the maid service literally kicks you out of your room?

pop quiz

When your spouse asks to borrow your camera and you find this on your memory card do you...

a. confront him about the dirty photos on your camera and see if he knows what the hell your talking about.

b. hope to god he's taking a photo of the first (and only) time he's ever cleaned the thing.

c. print it and frame it. afterall, he spends more time there than any other room in the house.

d. realize he has way too much free time on his hands and double his "honey-do" list.

Working Mom's Pop Quiz

When you are assigned an insane amount of projects to manage, can't even keep one of them under control for two days because of repeatting the scope ump-teen million times to the one idiot who just doesn't get it, all the while making the mistake of volunteering to lead holiday crafts at your son's preschool, do you...

a.) Spend an entire morning documenting the shit out of a very simple process that even a monkey could understand? 

b.) Reserve a conference room just so that you have an escape.  And then lock yourself in there for an hour so you can blog and catch up on personal email?

c.) Take a deep breath and explain the process one. more. time.  Only this time with a smile and a kirtsy?

d.) Forget about work and spend two hours  researching "easy" kid crafts?

Pop Quiz

When you are sitting around waiting for either a lay-off notice or a "transitional" offer, your boss is off meeting the big wigs at the new parent company, and the coffee at work is tastes burnt and yucky like your attitude, do you....

a. Pack up your desk back into your one-box - just in case?

b. Plan a fabulous Thursday night out with your gay BFF, Christian?

c. Pretend to look busy by walking around while playing BrickBreaker on your BlackBerry?

d. Do a little online window shopping?